Tad R. Callister (via grandviziertothesultanofagrabah)
God just spoke to me right here.
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature
I always read underwater instead of underwear